It’s funny that Isaac Hayes has no problem with jokes when they have to do with non-Scientology religions, or other non-offensive topics like nailing multiple white women. But when a cartoon jokes about Scientology, it’s time for Chef to put on his Cartman voice and say, “Screw you guys, I’m going home”? Good riddance!

This is how Trey Parker and Matt Stone should write his sorry ass out of their great show:

Take every racist, sexist, etc… thing that Chef has said in all of their shows and squeeze them into one episode. It doesn’t even have to make sense, just cram it in there! Then, have the school fire him and his chocolate salty balls for his extreme views.

If that’s not enough, follow it up with L. Ron Hubbard coming back to life, just to throw Chef out of the Church for being so far out there that he actually makes Tom Cruise seem mentally stable.

That would be my choice. My second choice would be to keep Chef, but have Trey do a bad impersonation of his voice… and no one in South Park notices a change, showing Isaac wasn’t exactly important. Of course, the new & improved Chef really hates Scientology, so he’ll probably have plenty to say about it in many episodes. So, there you go–a new, better Chef, without wasting money on paychecks for Isaac Hayes.

Then, for the happy ending, Trey and Matt read my idea and love it. They use it, and of course, send me a box full of cash as a thank-you gift.